andromedalogic:
OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME
(Source: andromedafenig, via songsaboutdaisy)
2boys1cup:
mothers day was so 2 months ago

(via graysonwing)
whenthesuspenderscomeoff:
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via poormadgirl)